If you don’t know what I mean, have a look at 15 funny Yahoo Answers questions from Yahoo users. How do these people manage to survive?
If you need to work out those face and belly muscles, here you go!
Smartass Answer: You need a Delorean, a Flux-capacitor and 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to make that happen.
Smartass Answer: Turn the computer upside down and shake it.
Smartass Answer: It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in
your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are
inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.
This was also the best answer chosen by the asker herself!
Smartass Answer: They wanted company?
Smartass Answer: Chocolate breast milk comes from black women.
This was also the best answer chosen by the asker. His comment?
wow never realised this b4, ty
Smartass Answer: Get a can of mirror spray paint, point, and spray.
Smartass Answer: facepalm
This is actually a popular troll question, that has been posted several times on Yahoo! Answers. Meanwhile, the original question was deleted.
Smartass Answer: Obviously. Any other suggestion, such as geological uplift of the
ancient seabed at points of tectonic plate subduction, would be mere
hocus-pocus and superstition.
Smartass Answer: Wow, the American education system really is in crisis.
Smartass Answer: I choose to worship God because I prefer worshiping real things over movie characters anytime.
This question reminds of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As founder Bobby Henderson says:
With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its
opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our
God has larger balls than theirs.
Smartass Answer: It’s called Bulimia?
Smartass Answer: You will fail an IQ test.
Smartass Answer: Because it can fly.
Yes, that’s also the best answer selected by the Asker. She didn’t care much for gravity and the sun.
Subtitle: Would my cat like the heat from about 15 seconds in the microwave?
Smartass Answer: Try the dryer instead.
Smartass Answer: Sandstorm by Darude.
I’m speechless. People actually knew the answer!
If those got you hooked, check out more funny Yahoo! Answers on these pages:
Do you think most of these questions are genuine or do people just fake it to appear in an article like this?